Growing
up is easy when you have great role models.
From
Drake and Josh on Nick to Kim Possible on Disney,
How
could you go wrong with an idol like Hannah Montana?
But
as she has taught us “Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days”*
As
Lindsay Lohan has demonstrated to us in many ways!
Public
intoxication, terrible situations, public humiliation, testing drugs’
limitations,
She
keeps rehab running with all her drug use,
How
could such a cute little girl turn to such abuse?
When
she lost her parent trap twin, she lost all her luck
So Lindsay Lohan’s future didn't quite go as
planned,
But we can always rely on Amanda Bynes for some
sound advice.
Like her tweet from last night!
Teaching the young women of the world how to woo a
man:
“I want @Drake to murder my…” Never mind.
By the way she’s single
And obviously ready to mingle.
From the Amanda Show to DUI’s
Who knew what else to expect?
Now she does what she wants, regardless of any
respect
Clearly “It’s a party in the USA”*
All our Disney divas have let us down.
Our role models aren't who the seemed to be
So if anything goes wrong, blame Walt Disney.
(*credit to Miley Cyrus and where credit is due for the "Nobody's Perfect" and "Party in the USA" lyrics.)
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